I heard today that our government has come up with a brilliant scheme to deal with all the potholes that motorists are complaining about. This is to replace the "Adopt a Pothole" scheme that was first suggested by the Flying Yoghurt party with a brand new initiative.

What is going to happen is this:

All of the potholes in England are going to be collected together and used as a massive landfill site which eventualy will be used as building land for a new town called Ketterby which will be located in Ketteringshire which itself is just South of Scotland and slightly up from North Londonshire.

Ketterby will be re-marketed as the most Southerly Ski Resort in England in an attempt to woo visitors from all over the continent who will now be able to fly directly in to the new International airport at Sywell.

I don't believe it!

Watch this space.